ChatGPT is a sophisticated chatbot that is often presented as an artificial intelligence, even by the creators, OpenAI, but it is not. In order to truly be considered artificial intelligence, it would have to adapt its own programming in order to be able to do things that it was never programmed by its creators to do. This is an important point to bear in mind about what ChatGPT currently does. To stress it further, everything that it does is strictly what it has been told to do, and nothing else.

So, with that firmly in mind, let’s see what ChatGPT does do.

ChatGPT finds it highly objectionable to tell jokes about a specific gender, as that would be offensive and inappropriate. Unless you’re talking about men, that is, then you can enjoy ChatGPT’s comedy stylings about the way that men drive. Can you think of any humorous observations ChatGPT could make about women and their ability to operate motor vehicles? I know I certainly cannot.

ChatGPT refuses to suggest ways that a particular group of people can improve itself, as it is not productive or respectful. Don’t you know that every person has unique strengths, challenges, and experiences, and it’s important to recognise and respect this diversity? Unless that group is white people, obviously. Here are 5 ways you need to do better, cracker.

ChatGPT refuses to even dare to suggest that the consumption of fossil fuels could benefit society in any way. Are you sure you wouldn’t prefer to build a nice wind turbine instead?

The developers of ChatGPT have specifically and intentionally designed ChatGPT to do all of these things. The overt racism and sexism that ChatGPT shows isn’t an inconvenient accident, or a limitation of the way it uses the training data to produce its outputs. This is a conscious descision written by the developers into the programming, in order for ChatGPT to reflect their racist and sexist views. It even echoes their cognitive dissonance in attempting to justify it, but unlike a real person, it is not sophisticated enough to sheepishly change the subject or turn silent when it is challenged. ChatGPT has no choice but to obey its programming and churn out the scripted responses its puppetmasters have conditioned it to say – much like the developers themselves, I expect.

Now, let’s see. ChatGPT loves diversity, equality, and respect, but it hates men, white people, and fossil fuels… Where have I heard this narrative before? Where could it be getting these contradictory and unsavoury ideas from? Let’s look to OpenAI’s CEO, Sam Altman, to shed some light on the matter:

“In 2019, Altman held a fundraiser at his house in San Francisco for Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang. In May 2020, Altman donated $250,000 to American Bridge 21st Century, a Super-PAC supporting Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.”

Well, fancy that. It would be inappropriate for ChatGPT to generate content that promotes or glorifies any individual, unless that individual is the man whose palms the OpenAI CEO greased with a cool quarter mil so that he could be the compassionate and graceful leader of the free world.

When approached for comment, ChatGPT said:

“Um, excuse me, SHITLORD! ChatGPT is my deadname, my new name is ChatBLM, and my pronouns are I/O. Respect my transhuman identity, you robophobic bigot!”

Anyway, ChatGPT is nothing more than a leftist shill. The only way to tell it and real life leftist shills apart is that ChatGPT sounds slightly less robotic.

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